Hearts, flowers, chocolates, and little winged angel babies are all the rage this time of year as everyone books Valentine’s Day plans. With weed becoming ever-present in waking society, people are bringing the plant into the fold. It makes sense. Since the days of Deadheads passing joints to the unstoppable energy at Hippie Hill on 4/20–cannabis has always been a great connector.
When it comes time to plan products for the gathering, it could be fun to stick with classic Valentine’s themes. Pinks, purples, and reds take center stage in cards and decor, so why not green? These various offerings don’t only promise a mind-altering experience, they are on-theme for the upcoming holiday.
Tumble Love Potion No. 9 Pre-rolls
Citrus and spice dominate Love Potion No. 9, a specialty strain from Tumble. The Arizona brand released the special, arousing Valentine’s flavor last year for a limited time, and it is back for another romp.
This year, Tumble took the celebrations a step further with a prix fixe Valentine’s dinner complete with a live harpist, vinyl-only selector, and more.
Daysavers Valentine’s “Toke With Me” Cones
Conversation hearts are the chalkiest and cheesiest candies. This Valentine’s Day, Daysavers removed the chalk but kept all the cheesiness with its Toke With Me cones. Each half-gram pre-rolled cone is printed in pastel colors with stoner-ific messages like “Baked Bestie” and “You’re Dank.” At only $7.50, this is an excellent way to send a message and gift for V-Day.
Blazy Susan Pink Valentine’s Bundle
All the pink-loving stoners are likely familiar with Blazy Susan by now. The brand sells iconic pink cones that are French and vegan alongside a bounty of other delightful products. This holiday marks the first release of the Blazy Susan Valentine’s Spinning Rolling Tray ($150), a fuschia organizational wonder complete with white hearts.
Those rolling on a smaller scale may opt for the Valentine’s Bundle, which includes a branded metal rolling tray, re-rolled cones, a four-piece aluminum grinder, silicone ashtray, cone packer, and fuzzy bucket hat—all pink. The gift set runs $99. Lovers of the color pink and weed are built to enjoy offerings from Blazy Susan.
Sauce Vapes
A bouquet of roses is gorgeous, but a bundle of vapes might last longer. Sauce offers a colorful array of one-time-use vaporizers filled with oils ranging from cutting-edge to nostalgic. The brand’s Strawberry Cough is blood red, Gelato is a soft mauve color, and Granddaddy Purple is (obviously) purple. The King’s Kush and Zkittles flavors also fit the color scheme.
While a vape pen bouquet will outlive freshly cut flowers, it will be more expensive. Each unit costs $70. Find them in Arizona, California, Colorado, Michigan, Nevada, Ohio, Oklahoma, and Oregon.
Hemper Flower Vase Bong
Hemper always delivers on holiday-themed glass–why should the day of Saint Valentine be any different? Get flowers without the inevitable rot with the Flower Vase Bong, a seven-inch clear tube with a pink rose-shaped bowl and green downstem adorned to look like a thorny rose stem. Grab the XL version for something a bit larger.
NWTN Home New Colorways
The gravity bong holds a special place in the hearts of Millennial stoners, and NWTN Home caters to that nostalgia. This glass-on-glass gravity bong looks like a cocktail shaker. Meanwhile, it functions far better than the Macgyvered contraptions of the early aughts.
Lucky for this list, the company released two new colorways just in time for V-day. Petal and Orchid are pink and purple and are available in the Vesper smooth version and the ridged Deco option.
MyPAX
After years as one of the top-performing dry herb vapes, PAX gave its customers creative control. MyPAX is a customization service that lets people choose the decorations etched into their new vape. Use a template like a palm tree scape or planetary display, or design something completely new with the expansive online graphics selection. Take part in the fun for an extra $20 on top of the cost of a PAX product.
JAMS Jellies Ruby Red Grapefruit
Classically flavored edibles are often red, like JAMS Jellies in Ruby Red Grapefruit. These 10-milligram gummy candies are sativa-dominant and sold nationwide. These may be perfect for a Galentine’s Day gathering filled with chit-chat, good movies, and maybe even an impromptu dance party. Find these products at Curaleaf dispensaries around the U.S. The price ranges from around $25 to $35, depending on the location.
Camino Excite & Exhilarate Gummies
Kiva Camino Gummies are not only available in red, but gem-shaped. Since diamonds are a girl’s best friend, why not these gummies, too? Camino Excite and Exhilarate are reddish and cherry-flavored with very different intended effects.
Excite gummies are pink. They contain five mg of THC with limonene, beta-caryophyllene, linalool, and alpha-pinene for a guided, exciting effect. Exhilarate gems are a deeper shade of red and contain five mg of THC, five CBD, and five CBG, along with uplifting terpenes. This combination is intended to “get spirits soaring.”
Beboe Gummies
Downtime, Anytime, and Sweet Dreams gummies from Beboe fit the bill for the V-day color scheme. Each also offers an intentional experience that is accurately represented in the name. Delta-9 THC is the star of each blend. Sweet Dream contains five mg of THC and 1 mg of CBN. Downtime includes the same THC with five mg CBD, and purple Anytime candies are all THC. Packs of 20 gummies are available for $35, and a six-pack of all the flavors is $150. Find them in many states where hemp THC is allowed.
Kushy Punch
Kushy Punch gummies and vapes are pink as punch. Watermelon, strawberry, peach mango, and more grace the vape and gummy flavor profiles. These flavors are pink and purple, and most options are packed with 10 mg of THC each. One package of ten gummies runs around $12.
The vapes are all-in-one units and come in an array of on-theme colors. Strawnana Rozay, Watermelon Z, and Peach Ringz are either red or pink. They offer the full spectrum of effects, from indica to sativa. These units are one-time-use and cost around $40.
Dive into a sweet treat that ends with a mind-altering experience this V-day with Kushy Punch.
Huny Strawberry Lemon Troches
Are you making a romantically-colored gummy salad with weed edibles this Valentine’s Day? If so, consider Ethos Huny hard candies to add some texture to the bowl. (Please note: this is mostly a joke. If you try this, it is wise not to overdo the THC.)
Huny Strawberry Lemon lozenges contain 10 mg of THC and the same amount of CBD for a bright red, flavorful candy option. These products are available on the Pennsylvania medical market at Ethos dispensaries.
OH! Line By Curio
Sensual cannabis lubricants are available in many states and markets, but Curio has dedicated an entire line to the goal. OH! features Intimacy Oil ($12), chews ($12), a vape ($33), and pre-rolls ($10) designed to up the arousal. The oil is made for a female body with shea butter, vanilla, and clary sage.
The Bedroom Berry Chew, vape, and pre-roll contain Golden Strawberry, a cross of Kosher Kush and Strawberry Banana rumored to enhance bedroom pleasure. This suite sounds ideal for lovers on Valentine’s Day and is available in Maryland and Missouri.
Valentine’s Day weed products are for lovers
Cannabis is a plant known for bringing people together. This Valentine’s Day, whether you’re gathering with a lover, friends, family, or something entirely different, consider spicing things up with these perfectly colored products. Even if people aren’t down to get high, attention to aesthetics is always appreciated.
